okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
omfg you suave little shit
that kid’s got more game than I do wtf
Anonymous asked: Princess movies or non Princess movies?
I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS
this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob
i want everyone to note that marceline knows what pb’s mouth tastes like
Famous Movies Scenes depicted as Children’s Books [X]
✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset
Photoset reblogged from with 971 notes
10 Songs - I’m on my way
the study group’s instagram profiles [inspired by x]
Floating On Cloud Nine. The cast of Orange Is the New Black at the New York City Gay Pride Parade.
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